The 'Two Girls Fighting Outside' Opener
Mystery: Oh my god did you guys see that girl fight outside?
Girls: (whatever - Cut them off after they talk for a bit)
Mystery: They were totally fighting over this funny guy. Have you guys ever fought over a guy?"
Girls: (whatever - Cut them off)
Mystery: It was a short little guy named George. Sort of white trash, in a wife beater.. .These girls were pulling each others hair.. .one was pounding the others
head into the ground.. .One of her boobs popped out Normally I'm all for
seeing boobs, but this was a gross, white-trash boob."
(Make a grossed-out facial expression and transition to your next routine.)
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